One day on the way home from work, I stopped at the local pharmacy. And while I was checking out, I picked up some candy to take home for my seven-year-old son and me.
It was a bag of gold coins (gold foil-covered chocolate candy coins).
There were many sizes, from dime to dollar. I took the bag home. Then my son and I opened the bag and ate all of the coins, my son taking the bigger dollar-sized ones and me taking the smaller ones.
The next day, my wife, my son and I stopped at the pharmacy again to pick up a few things. While my wife and I were shopping, we noticed that my son had picked up a Gold Coin condom. Before we could catch him, he took it up to the counter and asked the pharmacist: "What's this?"
The woman, looking very serious, said: "That's a condom, son."
To which my son replied: "My daddy bought me some of these yesterday!"
With a disgusted look on her face, the pharmacist replied: "Those are NOT for children, young man."
And finally, my son replied: "Then I'll buy this one for my Daddy. He likes the LITTLE ones!"
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