"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Furthermore, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and given VD to his cousin.
I was appalled, but as the days went on I came to realize that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk...
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician.
"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
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This is hilarious!! See These Signs in ENGLISH!!
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Why On Earth Would Anyone Think This is a Good Idea...
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This Comedian's One Liners Always Have Me in Stitches
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The People Behind These Funny Fails Are Beyond Reproach!
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I've Never Seen Translations Fail This Hard
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Furry Scary: When Pets Left Their Owners Spooked!
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Wives of Rival Politicians Fight on the Carol Burnett Show
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Watch Simon's Cat Deal With a Very Friendly Doggie
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