What do you do when you are in the wrong seat?
Stand corrected
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I messed up some of the measurements and made it too wide.
So near, and yet sofa
Someone took my three-legged chair.
I guess it was stoolen
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.
What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?
"Put me in coach."
My friend was bragging about his new L-shaped sofa, so I told him I had one too.
It's just lowercase.
My chair is missing an arm and a leg.
That doesn't sit well with me.
I'm moving some couches today...
Sofa, so good!
What do you call donating a chair?
Charity!
Why does a milking chair only have three legs?
The cow has the udder.
My chair finally broke down yesterday.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
All the chairs in my town were stolen
The people can’t stand it.
What does a couch say to another couch at the other side of the room?
We are sofa apart!
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs.
Number 3 will shock you
I couldn't chair less!
I was going to replace the seats at my bar
But... I just can't look at another stool sample
What happens when you make love on a couch?
It becomes a sectional.
What’s a farmer’s favorite piece of furniture?
a COWch.
I have some extra chairs in my garage for emergency seat-uations.
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tuxSEATo
The salesman at the furniture store told me "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems!"
To which I said, “Where on earth am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
I'm studying the meaning of couches in different parts of the world.
It's really PhillySOFAcal.
I said to my doctor, "I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day...is that bad?"
He replied, "That can't be too comfortable. Try a chair!"
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
When I heard my sofa had been stolen, I thought “I’m not going to take this sitting down”.
I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not.
I go back and forth on them
I love my furniture... Me and my recliner go way back.
My wife was a bit down so I decided to redecorate our living room.
Thought it would chair her up but sofa she haven't even noticed
I think a couch can endure many things, but if you take off its cushions, it would make it uncomfortable.
My husband hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then he sat on it.
Eventually he came around.
What do you call a furniture store that is over 30 miles away?
The Sofa-r store