Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
I really caribou-t you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I came here looking for a little tail.
You look a lot like my next victim.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice