You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Baby, you rock my world!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You're hotter than a data center!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You are one well-defined function!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?