I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I less than three you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You have one compact set.