My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You have one compact set.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?