I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
I dreamt about you. You died.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
How much will $20 get me?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You're the thought that counts!
You look a lot like my next victim.