If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Want to go for a ride?
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I'm at my best during overtime.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
I perform best when I’m wet.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
You have been running through my mind all day.
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Your pace or mine?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.