Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.