Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You're just my cup of tea!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.