Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You’re more special than relativity.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.