I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You're such a TEAse.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I’m soy into you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.