Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
When are you going to invite me to church?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I would part the Red Sea for you.