I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Haida there, gorgeous.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I really caribou-t you.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I really caribou-t you.