It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
You look like my future ex wife.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
You looked better when I was drunk.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
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