Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
We're donion rings.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
You are so right. And I am so left.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
You looked better when I was drunk.