When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.