I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Can I be your next varietal?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Do you like free samples?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.