Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I came here looking for a little tail.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I could never Passover you.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.