If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Baby, you're a firework.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.