Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.