Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you a model?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I've only got three months to live.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.