I perform best when I’m wet.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You really flipturn me on.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Permission to board?
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Nice life preservers.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.