Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I love all of your stratified layers!
Baby, you rock my world!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!