Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Your lab or my lab?
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.