Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I would love to show you first class.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?