Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
You are the object of my preposition.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.