Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?