My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
With flossils.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!