When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.