What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.