Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.