Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Don't even chai.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
I'm acorn-y person.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Girls just wanna have sun!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell