You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.