My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.