What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
It’s snow joke.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
It takes one to snow one.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
It's ice to meet you.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Dublin over in laughter.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I have the final sleigh.
I’ll never fir-get.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I'm the life of the paddy.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
You snow the drill.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Deja brew all over again.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Yoda one for me!
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
You shamrock my world.
Gold riddance.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
You are pitcher perfect.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."