Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Just one hot chick."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"There's no bunny like you."
"That's all, yolks."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"You round me out." — High Card Band
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Having a good hare day."
"You're a real good egg."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You can't beat me."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You make me egg-static."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Eggs-cuse me."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Just don't carrot all."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"What an egg-citing day."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."