Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.