Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Irish I had better jokes.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
You’re my lucky charm.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I’m feelin’ green.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.