When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
Irish I had better jokes.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
I’m feelin’ green.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Dublin over in laughter.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.