Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.