Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
The boot black brought the black boot back.
Shave a single shingle thin.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?
Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.
Real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels, real weird rear wheels.
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
Green glass globes glow greenly.
English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
Round the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal rudely ran.
There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Two tiny timid toads trying to trot to Tarrytown.
He threw three free throws.
Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?
Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.
She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.