I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
I get a real kick out of you.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
We bee-long together.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
You met all of my koala-fications
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
You octopi my thoughts.
I’m soy
into you.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
I whale-y like you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
We are mint to be.
You’re right up my alley.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
I have bean
thinking about you.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
"I'm nuts about you."
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I love you deerly.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
"Yoda one for me."
We make a great pear
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate