Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.