Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I’m fondue you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I wood never leaf you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
We make a great pear
I whale always love you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Yoda one for me!
Every piece of you is sweet.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I loaf you.
I “lub” you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.