A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Time to spruce things up.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Your presents is requested.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Icy what you did there.
She has high elf-esteem.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
It’s snow joke.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
As it snow happens.
Resting Grinch face.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
I have the final sleigh.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
I’ll never fir-get.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Snow on and snow forth.
Let’s take an elfie.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
It’s snow joke.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Snow on and snow forth.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Sleigh, what?!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Yule be sorry.