“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Sleigh, what?!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
She has high elf-esteem.
Birch, please.
Don’t be elfish.
It takes one to snow one.
Believe in your elf.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
I’m feelin’ pine.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
It’s snow joke.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Icy what you did there.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Best in snow.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
It's lit.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Hold on for deer life.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Rebel without a Claus.
We have great chemis-tree.
You’re my soul Santa.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I told you snow.
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Let’s take an elfie.
I’ll never fir-get.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Snow on and snow forth.
I'm snow bored.
Snow thank you.
Treat yo'elf.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You sleigh me.