You’re my lucky charm.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Time to spruce things up.
"That's all, yolks."
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Icy what you did there.
Gold riddance.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
You're so clover!
I’ll be there in a pinch.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You're acute Valentine.
I find you very a-peeling.
You sleigh me.
Make it rein.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Say it ain’t snow.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
You better beer-live it!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Birch, please.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
"Having a good hare day."
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.