Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
French, French Revolution
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Can I be Candide with you?
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.